February 2011
REBLOG IF YOU THANK GOD FOR LETTING YOU SEE ANOTHER DAY
I don't care about the distance, I care about you.
I may or may not be obsessed with hidden object games. I SPY games were my favorite growing up :)
January 2011
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there wasnt homework and just one nerd has to fuck up the whole thing.
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
When your teacher thinks your not listening, and then they ask you a question and you get it right.
And the teachers like:
and your like:
ALL THE TIME HA!
That awkward moment when you get a mini heart attack because you can't feel your Cellphone/iPod in your pocket.
and when it’s not there you’d be like
“Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire motherfucking Universe. That’s the way it is. You need to understand that. Ladies, I’m telling you… you gotta be the shit to you. Stop waitin’ on a lil’ boy to verify whether you the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit; you the motherfucking shit.”
—Katt Williams (via consolajea)
